Funny Poems

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My Toes

I couldn't sleep all night
I thought you oughta know
I was blind folded by a friend
And now I have a blue toe
by JENNI
at 2008-08-14
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 4

Highschool Angel

I just noticed an angel in this school
I believe it was the same angel from the pool
I was walking down the hall, just passing by
When I looked in this chemistry class a Halo caught my eye
by Johnny Mac
at 2008-08-14
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2

Fun

Did you ever wonder,
why some people laugh?
Your thoughts go away
as soon as your dog attacks.
by Leticia
at 2008-08-14
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

A Different Poem

Life becomes boring by doing the same things everyday
So you gotta keep changing
And soon you'll see the world around you changing
If you change yourself you'll be different
by Zubayer
at 2008-08-14
Rating: 4.86
Votes: 7

Terrible Two's

There's crayon marks on my walls,
and toys up and down the hall,
There's something that used to be a couch,its true
now it's turned into just a cool-aid stain for two.
by Jamie25
at 2008-08-14
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 7

The Overfed Mobster

My job is hard to take,
It ain't no piece of cake;
I gotta deal with druggies, streetwalkers, and people with loose lips,
But I get by with my .357 under my arm, .45 in my boot, and .38 on my hip.
by Timothy
at 2008-08-14
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3

Look at him

Look at him,
With that blubber gut;
It looks like it took a weed whacker,
To create that messed up haircut.
by Timothy
at 2008-08-14
Rating: 2.71
Votes: 7

Me and Sue

Me and Sue,
yea we thought we ruled.
Although we came to figure out,
it was only at home.
by Leticia
at 2008-08-14
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1

Another Scortcher (Australian Summer)

Lightning bolts through the sky,
Thunder rumbles through the clouds.
Rain drops tease small leaves,
The summer storms are here.
by Aileen
at 2008-08-14
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1
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